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There are some weird things lawyers see, from people being arrested for driving with a gorilla in the front seat to people actually suing toddlers. If you have never seen World’s Dumbest Criminal I urge you to do so, it’s a really good laugh. Anyways L. Scott Briscoe a West Virginian lawyer has been posting some very hilarious advice drawn from his actual life experiences.Here are some of his posts below or you can follow his page on Facebook for more looney legal advice.

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My Thoughts:

Some people are way to absent minded and have bitch ass friends. They just stood in his car with his wallet. They probably snitched him out to.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Keep lames out of your circle and don’t ever forget your wallet . Or you could just call seconds after and report your wallet and car stolen by those lame asses. Also remember to cover your face,and always keep a hoodie on deck just in case their are cameras. Or…. You can just stop breaking the law asshole!!!

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My Thoughts:

This is why everyone should learn to read and be aware of their surroundings.Common sense will also tell you that if you are in jail maybe just maybe someone is listening.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Learn to read and stop breaking the law asshole!!!!

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My Thoughts:

Why would anyone use someone else’s urine if they know that, that person has done drugs are does drugs, or if they have done drugs with that person.

Angnilla’s Advice :

If your going to use someone’s urine make sure the person has never ever done drugs, like your priest or something. Or maybe you can buy something to flush out your system, or google natural ways to flush out drugs from your system. There are so many products you can use and so many people you can choose.

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My Thoughts:

This is the equivalent of wearing the head of a man you were accused of decapitating to court. How did this person look themselves in the mirror and though yeah I should wear these earrings.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Please do not I repeat do not procreate. Also when you go to court dress accordingly.

 

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My Thoughts:

Once again how did this person look themselves in the mirror and though yeah I should wear this shirt.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Once again please do not I repeat do not procreate. Also when you go to court dress accordingly.

 

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My Thoughts:

What the hell was this guy thinking, karma might very well cause his mother to die from a liver disease now. How shitty will he feel if that were to happen. One more thing people need to learn to read before they debate something, the defendant said spare not part.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Don’t ever lie about a family member dying especially your mother. Plus stop breaking the law asshole and please do not I repeat do not procreate.

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My Thoughts:

And another one, once again how in the blue hell did this person wake up in the morning; got dressed and thought yeah these crotchless blue jeans would be perfect for court.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Put some damn clothes on, also stop breaking the law asshole and please do not I repeat do not procreate even if you have easy access.

 

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My Thoughts:

We need to get rid of these idiots before our world becomes like the movie Idiocracy. Plus why are you sending dick pics with a credit card, you idiots deserve to have your credit card information stolen. Thumbs up to the hoochie hustlers out there.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Go out and find real women you dweeb. Oh yeah and if your going to send a dick pic to proof your girth and length use a measuring tape  or that soft measuring tape tailor’s use.

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My Thoughts:

This is why couples should not put restraining orders on each other if they are going to end up back together. What sense does it make to put a restraining order on someone if you damn well know your going to continue a relationship with them.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Please both the restrainer and the restrainee do not I repeat do not procreate.

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My Thoughts:

What the hell was this guy thinking,did he bring a crack pipe to court or did he have baggies. Who knows either way this guys is a dumb ass.

Angnilla’s Advice:

Don’t bring crack pipes to court and especially do not give it to the security at the metal detector. I have done a 180 before when I noticed I had something I shouldn’t and quickly disposed of it. Do the same and two more things stop breaking the law asshole and please do not I repeat do not procreate

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